Humorous dialogues
1. Dentist: What’s the matter? I haven’t touched your tooth yet.
    Patient: No, but you are standing on my foot.
2. Son: Dad, shall I be an ear specialist or a tooth specialist?
    Father: Chose the teeth, my boy. Everyone has thirty six of them but only two ears.
3. Father (on the phone): Oh, doctor! My son has swallowed my pen.
    Doctor: I’ll come at once. What are you doing now?
    Father: I’m writing with my pencil.
4. Doctor: Now, little boy, show me your tongue.
    Boy: No, I won’t. My Mum always punishes me when I show my tongue at home.
5. Boy (on the phone): Doctor! Come to our house quickly!
    Doctor: Who is sick in your house?
    Boy: Everybody but me. I had been punished, so they didn’t give me any of the mushrooms
    my Dad had picked in the forest.
6. Boy (shouts loudly at the dentist)
    Dentist (has pulled the tooth): That’s OK. I’m sorry, sir, but you must pay 5 dollars for pulling
    that tooth.
    Father: 5 dollars! Why, I understood that such work costs only one dollar.
    Dentist: Yes. But your son shouted so loudly that he scared four other patients in the hall and
    They ran away.
 

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